party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
After I made out with her she fell asleep and started pooting in her sleep. Are we sure lesbians are hot? Cause that wasn't.
took acid and went on safebus. all the lights were off except the adds. swear to god it was a submarine
i've decided that sluts are like cars. they may look good as hell on the outside, but you never know what kind of shit is hiding under the hood.
Maybe I need a light up heart over my vagina like Christina aguilera to get the point across
In the middle of having sex with me, she reminded me that I was supposed to call my mom that morning. My penis has never retracted so quickly.
after last halloween when i met that 26yr old guy from russia who was hot until we madeout and he became obsessed with touching my forehead after the ecstasy he did and then tried to sell me pills from an m&m mini container, i think im staying away from parties downtown
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
There is a 1000000% chance you'll be turned down if you try coming on to me while I watch Star Wars.
Hungover. Have to fix everything I've broken. I'm gonna be very late.
I used my tears to chase my tequila. You could say I rallied.
Welp, I can cross "making out with a guy in a dress" off my bucket list...
Yes, bail money means jail. It also means lie to dad, do it now.
I thought I'd never say this, but if I had to choose between these cookies and sex, it would be these cookies
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
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