I don't think brook has ever known best
my mom just told me how she used to love having sex while stoned. wtf.
I'm pretty sure he jizzed in his pants, and no it wasn't even half as funny as that song.
She's gonna be fat in the future. On a side note I had a "It's not you, it's me." conversation with a bottle of jack last night.
When you started Hi-fiving people I knew u were fucking gone. You slapped some dude on the shoulder when he wouldn't hi-five you and he asked if he even knew you
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
you set the microwave for an hour telling me that the done sound was your alarm.
i don't think my dad can get all that mad since he got arrested for almost exactly the same thing last weekend
I think I'm getting too used to throwing up in the reception trash can. It doesn't even phase me anymore
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
Ok- my dad's ex-wife's Irish nephew. Weird if we fuck or not?
Hes done the math! Hes calculated how much sex it's going to take to fuck 365 miles. Now thats a little brother im proud of. New resolutions are a go!
He fucked me while wearing his night time breathing machine mask. Does this mean I joined the dark side and he is Darth Vader?
It makes me so happy that my local liquor store has a black lab that is there every day. Really tho - it makes the higher prices excusable.
Saw a sign that said the chorus of never gonna give you up was enough time to wash your hands. Coronavirus has Rick rolled me.
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