Its 11am everyones wasted wearing sombreros and eating fresh produce..cesar chavez would be very proud
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
It was weird, because he kept shaking his head like he was motorboating me...but on my vagina.
Sex with him is like pizza, it can be shitty but its stillll pizza.....
And then he said he wanted to "get really weird with me on my horse." I took that as he wants to fuck me while riding my horse. Could be a good time.
I just Miyagied my roommate through her first set of tit pics. Her fuck buddy owes me.
sexting foreigners is the best. they respond with silly things like "love that tits"
He bought the 12 pack of condoms. I take that as a sign of serious commitment.
I need to be put in a corner surrounded by pamphlets of stds and babies
We peed on a building I think...like a building in downtown...not out of view of anyone.
Wanna go get tea? Warning: I will be high in an hour.
dude, next time you say lets go on an adventure, tell me if there are going to be psychotrophics involved before hand.
I just woke up, its 6AM and i'm pretty sure the guy passed out next to me is 70% ugly...
I have to have boobs, you have the charm and wholesomeness that gets boyfriends... And i have boobs
was having sex but got distracted... he instragramed a pic of his crotch
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