Just saw my gyno in public. Weird to see her hands outside of my vagina.
..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
is it true you fucked a yoga instructor last night??! ..and let me know if you want me to post that question on your facebook so kelly can see how happy you are without her
Maury Povich's contact info is in our database at work...i should steal it right?
Any time before 12:00pm. Can go fuck itself.
I was surprised he admitted he couldnt keep up. We both knew but usually they dont come out and say it
We did naked snow angels in 14 degree weather, you can't tell me you had more liquor at that party
he walkred up to the manager at dennys and said 'look, my friends passed out in your bathroom, can i go get her?'
You went around chanting "dinosaur period" and drinking tomato soup from the can.
I GOT A VENDING MACHINE FOR OUR LIVING ROOM
Well for starters, her tits were hairy.
Maybe I'll make your dreams come true and pee on you tomorrow.
Eat, nap, & pace yourself. Words to live by.
I could not add him. He gets 5 likes on Instagram.
She's better-looking with the mask on.
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