dude just tell them you don't wear clothes. they'll understand
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
well i had to explain to their mom why the kids i babysit for won't stop repeating the phrase "nice juicy guido"
We are so drunk I just let him piss between my legs on the toilet. That's love.
He just made me apologize because his morning wood is NOT a laughing matter.
she laid there and continued moaning loudly for like 10 minutes after we were done, just so that her mom would be jealous
Yea no bueno and I only brought enough weed to last one night. And it was no Hanukah nug, it didn't last 8 days.
I mean I kinda plunged vagina first into my last relationship
A little boy in a bathroom stall just shouted "mom where's your penis?? Is it inside you?"
He may not be fully over his current wife yet. But wait until I show him my tits in his office at the end of the day tonight.
Why are you taking pics in the bathroom with the plunger? I mean you still look hot and I'm totally going to wack off to it.
What happened last night and why am I partially covered in queso?
You were holding onto her boobs like you were adrift at sea and they were the only flotation devices
Please don't give away my fajitas
It’s so white trash that I almost have to have it.
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