She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
There's some drunk girl alone in the field, she looks like she could use some help.
Also it's only fair that you know that that girl is me.
Just peed in a urinal with another girl. It's that kind of night.
I spent the whole weekend building houses out of popsicle sticks for my bowls. How was your weekend?
I wanted to be mature but the vodka was resilient.
Someone had Captain Morgan and orange juice at the same moment I lost my hangover and I just had to give it a try.
You climbed on top of the bar, shotgunned a 25oz fosters and screamed, Steve Irwin was a God amongst men.
his ex girlfriend sent him a pic of her naked in the bathtub so I sent her a pic of me sucking his dick
I associate the Game of Thrones theme song with his dick now.
Almost ran out to the street bowl in hand when I hear the ice cream truck pull up outside.
Everything about that text makes me proud to be your sister.
Is 10AM too early for pizza and Dr. Pepper?
Only if 5PM is too early to be drunk. And when has that ever stopped us?
Sitting on my couch watching TV in my underwear drinking a bottle of wine.... and you want to interrupt me to come pick you up. No I will not do it.
It's totally a relationship. we have sex in other people's beds, watch mad men while high and get drunk on his teammates' beer. don't you dare stomp on my dreams with your societal judgments
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