About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
one more question, do you know why i woke up with 5 pounds of quarters, nickels and dimes in my pocket?
She passed out in my bed last night before anything happened. She felt really bad about that, so she gave me head when we woke up this morning.
dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
I know I said that I'd stop dating 20 year olds... but at least this one's not my student...
Why does he only make me orgasm when I'm about to break up with him?
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
I am trying to think of a way to tell him about thanksgiving and the following weekend in a way that makes me sound funny and exciting and not like an alcoholic
I'd like to believe that in some alternate universe we are living this wonderful lesbian life together..
there's an entire drinking game devoted to nobody liking her face
We're about to play the try not to vom at the president's house game...
That's probably when I climbed a tree and told everyone I was an ornament
He told me he loved me and then peed his own bed. So at least it was a memorable one night stand.
Dude they are making elephants out of dollar bills. I'm way too high for this
I fought off a bull with my bare hands while he went off to have sex with her against a wall. I’m more upset about the fact that no one is acknowledging what I did.
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