I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
Have you ever seen a 300 pound pregnant lady's boob fall out of her shirt cuz she's not wearing a bra? I have.
Vanilla vodka + chocolate soymilk does NOT equal an epic milkshake.
if by 'bottleservice' you mean 'bringing beers in my purse' then yes, we are.
still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
I bruised his dick. I bruised his dick WITH MY MOUTH!! I've never felt more accomplished.
What's up with the fire hydrant in the laundry room?
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
I actually want to work out for some reason... I think it's my brains way of telling me it doesn't like living in a fat body.
You should help rebuild my confidence with your dick. Altruism: Pass it on.
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
What, wait. You are not supposed to drink wine out of the bottle?
Dude, she had a pound of gunpowder in her closet. I for sure got a fear boner.
well at least you got laid last nighT. I woke up on a pile of laundry
I’m doing some soul searching to figure out how much of a slut I’m going to be the rest of the summer.
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