I am 90% sure the kid in front of me in class is picking his face spots, smelling it, and then eating it. That is a LOT of % sure for something like that.
Peach margaritas. And fuck whatever you're about to say, the girl to guy ratio is like 6:1. I need those odds
I just got a booty call..Its 6 pm..a brave attempt to climb the rotation ladder..I like his ambition.
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
He said his penis was a 1 woman penis with a conscience an I was that woman...technically a declaration of commitment rite?
I just want you to know how happy I am that you are circumcised.
i feel like the 7 eleven by your house knows our deepest, darkest secrets
I was going to make out with him...then he licked syrup off the kitchen floor.
The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
according to the video, you won you first drunken karaoke contest based off of your actual singing abilities and not because you took your shirt! I've never been prouder :)
DON'T PUKE iN THE PRINGLES CAN, WHATEVER YOU DO!
I can recall having this conversation with a three year old, but go on
if you're wondering why I texted you some girl's name at 4 am it's because you wanted to Facebook stalk the girl who gave that Irish guy we met at the Chinese food place her license and said 'call me'
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
And I mentioned the burning debate about your circumcision in my Christmas card to your mom.
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