i'd like someone to explain to me why my clothes are all sticky. including my fanny pack. yes, this is a mass text.
Drunk fuck. Had to tell him that the 5 second rule does not apply when your in the bathroom at the hockey game.
great, thanks for announcing that I gave you head over twitter
at least I said it was good
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
My parole officer gave me condoms and a Starbucks gift card ... happy holidays.
Because if the best sex I've ever had was with a gay guy, then God help me.
We had sex in the tent after his 6th beer and while we were at it we had conversations with the people outside the tent.
Also, ran into my neighbor across the street. He told me about scheduling his vasectomy. We are officially way beyond the acceptable point for asking his name again.
Its funny that for once I get home and I'm just as high as my parents are.
What exactly do I say to a random stoner hookup to thank him for ending my dry spell? Is it awkward to just say "Thanks for that. It was well needed."
The struggle bus crashed, rolled down a mountain, and went on fire, and I was on it ugh.
I fit in backpacks. BOOM HERE I AM! Like a stripper from a cake.
Found my paycheck. It was in the freezer
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