let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
just went trash diving in my work clothes for weed. A&E's intervention here i come.
just because you are in college doesnt mean its okay to pregame easter mass.
A monkey stole my iPod. This was not in the fucking study abroad brochure
i had to cut you off after you shoved a bunch of bottle caps in your mouth and pretended you had braces.
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
i just kept saying he was red & i was blue and we couldnt become purple. I started crying at one point
High Amy loves you. Sober Amy is unsure, but she's not here so fuck that bitch.
Go forth Daniel, drink, be merry... And meet some hot Asians for your friends to bang
The only person who DOESN'T think it's a horrible idea to sleep with my ex is my therapist. Obviously I trust her judgement above all others.
He just texted me a video of him jerking off. He must really be looking forward to the Super Bowl.
eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
for once I'd like a one night stand where I don't meet the guys mom or wife in the morning
just ran into my father at CVS while buying condoms...he winked at me. I really need to move out of this town.
The best thing about last night is when drunk Lauren asked cop if she could smoke a joint in front of him. And next thing I remember she’s smoking weed with a cop. How awesome is that.
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