I need to talk to you about an important matter involving lesbians.
Just mADE A PArabola og urine
just did a line in a complete hula outfit off a chick in a devil costume. do you think hell will be this good?
The verizon commercial has a magical pinata. Candy just keeps coming out. It must be a portal to a candy universe.
im not an educated person. i just do things. and it works out in my favor
if he only knew that in between each sext i was puking.
God my Facebook chat is a graveyard of old blowjobz
the good news is that i vommed the last of my humanity last night.
welcome to the club.
I may have farted on a group of children. It may not have been an accident.
I blew him while he was standing up and he drooled on my head
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
Add caroling to the list of things we need to do in an elevator
How many trips to the liquor store in a week constitutes alcoholism?
You left me alone with nothing but donuts and my thoughts.
He wanted me to choke him with my feet. So now I feel obligated to start writing my memoir
That portion can talk about stepping out of your comfort zone and how it can potentially kill people
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