white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
there was a party in your bed and you weren't invited... change your sheets
I can practically hear my vag and my conscience fighting.
I woke up to him eating me out, listening to classical music.
apparently i was just sitting there with my shirt down holding my boobs saying "its ok. its all gonna be ok"
Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?
you blew your rape whistle in his face every time he got near a girl till he left the party...
as he pulled out he yelled "no kids!" and then passed out on top of me
yeah, I said "hi, I'm the creepy old guy at the college bar" and she said that she like mature men, wasn't expecting that line to work
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
Can I bring home a duck? Dead serious
Also. This Ativan makes me feel fearless. I think we need an exciting new hobby for when we take it. How do you feel about ghost hunting?
Apparently I told a girl last night, that's she's super beautiful and I don't want to fuck she just deserves being eaten out
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
Like seriously, I would not be going if there wasn't pizza
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