Goal for tonight: Make one last drunken mistake for the semester.
best part, i was ridiculous and none of them were judging me bc they didn't want my vagina. it was like i was a pretty painting
i wore my purity necklace wen we fucked. but its ok cuz simplified was blasting in the background
hahahaha. im glad listening to simplified justifies breaking ur promise to god
shit I'm tired of wearing other peoples clothes to bed
I don't remember coming home but there is cereal EVERYWHERE
you know you've made it when it's your own pool table you're waking up on
i don't understand how she was down there for so long, she's like a mermaid, a blowjob giving mermaid.
going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
Well, at least he doesn't refer to you as his associate. his mattress associate
What bar did i puke in last night
by bar you must mean bars and by in you must mean on
The whole movie was ruined when some chick started laughing with what you could tell was QUITE the mouthful. This of course made the guy laugh harder.
Also, I'm going to TRY and be casual this weekend, but really, we need to be serious about equally dividing our time between party and bullshit.
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
Sleeping with him wouldn't be considered hoeing out... It seems more like babysitting.
Your friend was nice but you didn't have to bang her in my kitchen...just sayin.
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