5 years of college and never once did they teach us how to respond when you overhear a group of 7th grade boys who are in your class talking about how you're definitely DTF
children are so perceptive these days... and horny
My New Years Resolution was to get a girl I dont know pregnant. 8 months later I can check that off the list..
Watching this movie and saying "drink every time you see an animal" was a bad idea...circle of life...holy crap
Absence makes the cock grow harder.
We met at my place after separate parties but the condom wrapper was red with hearts and said love. Does that count as a romantic date?
and when he finished he handed me a baby wipe so i could clean up. i'm ok with the fact that he has kids, but not sure how to react to this.
i just wasnt prepared to have the baby of one of two french firemen. threesomes are too confusing.
Dude. Get me out of here. I'm surrounded by glitter-faced 40 year olds in halter tops. The desperation here is so thick you can taste it.
So. How about you can get tequila certified...
That rando I gave head to on the beach just endorsed me on LinkedIn for Oral Communication Skills. So there's that.
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
I would bite a mans dick off for a chocolate milk.
Well I can't be held accountable to know every which time you slid a finger here or slid a finger there. I'm way too busy getting close to climaxing to document these things.
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
annnnd thats why you don't tip your waiter by flashing them
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