How, after 24 years of life, did I manage to revisit breastmilk
spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
Call me back. I want to hear your side of the dead cat in my garage story.
she was giving me head and that cheryl crow 'youre favorite mistake' song came on. she looks up and all i could do was nod
He had a seizure when i was giving him head. for a second i was thinking i was doing a spectacular job
Let's go get our ovaries removed together. It'll be like bonding by getting mani/pedis, but with more vicodin and less unwanted pregnancies.
I just ran into the married chick you banged 2 years ago at our apt! She asked me if I could get her coke! Memories bro. Memories
I don't mean to ruin your favorite Disney movie...but...we both came when Mufasa died.
I can't turn my head to the left, I'm pissing out of my ass, and my finger went through the toilet paper today... I need you.
Who knows? Maybe we can sing afternoon delight into each other's genitals.
It's not so much that I'm giving her money because I threw up on her floor. It's more like I'm paying her to never ever mention it again.
I woke up naked under desk at her apt once during my freshman year. I should have known that friendship was of a different breed...
Would you mind pretending to be lesbians just for like three emails?
If I died tonight, I'd be content knowing you were the last person to see my boobs.
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
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