He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
Dude, you posted a cap of a porn to survey if it looked like me. That's pretty certifiably creepy.
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
drugs are my only escape from this reality. good thing I got it at a discount price last night
there's no such thing as luck on your birthday, only drunken invincibility, make it happen
You screamed for campus security to do something about the police officer who dumping ur 40
Ok I have to ask, whose idea was it to used crushed up norcos as margarita salt? And what did they say to convince everybody else to think it was a good idea?
Was having a panic attack, but I'm out of xanax. Substituting with vodka shots and breathing exercises. My therapist will be proud, yes?
I took 36 pictures of my lava lamp. your weed wins.
Old woman told me I looked like her son and then she started explaining to me how she wanted me to fuck her
We're Scorpios. We're like dogs rolling in whatever smells good to us.
Running my fingers through my hair is like that scene from Patch Adams where the girl goes swimming in a pool of spaghetti. I love molly.
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
Is it totally acceptable to fuck a co-worker even though we don't speak the same language?
Why do you even have to ask me that question
If I knew the person sucking my dick didn't say thank you for their Christmas presents I wouldn't be able to cum.
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