I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
i have received so many congratulations texts this morning. sleeping with him really was a good decision.
started her walk of shame as my mom and dad walked through my common room door...my dad held the door for her and told her to have a nice day
someone was throwing condoms at us.
no, they just magically show up around you.
I hope so. I just start to question my lifestyle when i pee on coffee tables
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
Maybe it was that imaginary ghost dick you were stuffing in your mouth a minute ago
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
If you hear a loud thud and smell ozone, I may have been electrocuted.
I slept awesome next to you. You're like an electric blanket that I can have morning sex with.
I'd rather have snapchat than feelings.
After sex he brought chocolates and said he loves RuPaul's Drag Race. How many points does he score for that?
I fell into the fireplace. That is a pretty good sign to stop drinking fireball
I'm trying to watch Chicago PD and tell you I like your dick at the same time. It's a lot of work, ok?
How hot? Like... how many hemsworths?
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