oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
She can't keep using her latex allergy as an excuse to go bareback with everyone.
this ugly chick literally cried last night because i wouldnt let her give me head
He sat on a barstool and did the robot for 3 hours - I'm pretty sure he enjoyed himself.
She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
Don't worry that pussy is fresh, I'd brush my teeth with it.
At what point does "I'm too high to deal with you right now" stop being rude?
I just watched some guy take a shot of jack Daniels, chase it with a shot of ciroc & then violently rip his pants off. You have to come here.
My parents woke me up at noon to tell me my maid had found my clothes strewn all over the neighborhood
We're living together and you don't know if I've seen Titanic?!
He has blue eyes of sex and i am powerless against them
Doesn't tell me where my computer chair went but good to know
She's lucky her pussy is worth listening to her ramble about bedroom furniture for 30 minutes
For not being a nurse or a sex worker I have seen an alarming amount of penises.
The coke machine at work is laughing at me. Literally. I just heard laughter from the coke machine
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
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