Sacagawea was the original milf.
It was one time. Now I have to constantly remind her my name is Jessica not Jizzica.
My favorite part was when he stopped, looked up in the middle of performing oral sex and asked, "you did know it was Arbor Day, right?"
If it makes you feel better, I doubt anything could survive in your uterus.
All I know is that if a letter starts with "I'm aware you jerked off in the bathroom last night," I don't want to finish reading it.
So, do you ever feel like EVERY SINGLE ONE OF YOUR FRIENDS IS INVOLVED IN A MASSIVE AND INTRICATE CONSPIRACY TO COCKBLOCK YOU AT ALL COSTS?
She has either a C-Section scar or a bullet wound, I can't quite tell
I'm responsible for my client's overall well-being. Which is terrifying coming from someone that can't stop masturbating and eats leftover pizza just about everyday.
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
no, I didn't go in the end. Too hungover and hot, plus Star Wars is on so obviously I'm having a naked day.
Girls at BYU need to learn how to handle a penis. I swear my date last night was trying to pull it off my body to use later.
Because making bad decisions is what makes our house great and I don't plan on changing that anytime soon.
we could do so many fantastic illegal things together. sexually and otherwise.
Who knew that showing someone your boobs would make them stop crying.
so then the cop took one last hit off our blunt and then drove off in his car and we just all stood there thinking, yea... that just happened...
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