How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
It's finally official that I am from Oklahoma. I'm currently sleeping with my ex-fling's brother.
you know you made it when your beer pong table is made from imported italian hardwood
just peed on my foot to get a spider off. that lazy.
Our drug dealer just got busted, wear black tmrw
Shame should no longer be a word in your vocabulary.
No amount of marijuana is enough to justify blood on my ceiling
I'm pretty sure we organized our beer pong teams according to who's been circumsized...
He didn't dress up but kept finding random pieces of costumes on the floor at each club. He was an 80s hair band warrior at the end of the night.
You got in the cab and told the cab driver "we only have seven bucks so you better drive fucking fast".
Just walk up to him nice, spread your legs like smooth peanut butter on toast and scream "LOOK AT MY BEAVER! LOOK AT IT!!"
we broke up because he couldn't handle the fact that i've slept with more girls than he has. also, i've slept with the girl he's seeing now.
If I could drive and get you Starbucks I would... But that's probably not a good idea. On account of the drugs.
We were on the ground in Tampa for 55 hours and we drank for 30 of them.
We won Spring Training 2013.
is it weird that our first time having sex was makeup sex?
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