How drunk are you??
I'm flawless.
I love being friends with rich people. I get laid by association.
i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
Did we have sex?
No you put the condom on then passed out on the bed so I left
I hope my margaritas pass through security.
Tonights theme there is the 7 deadly sins. Greed, envy, sloth, gluttony, sluttiness, fellatio and vodka.
That would explain his violent outburst while watching barefoot contessa...
We need to re-create the Get Some Ass Tour 2002.
Um, 2 out of 3 people involved with that particular event are now married, so I don't think that will be happening.
HELLO, they're MARRIED! They need to get some ass more than anyone.
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
Sorry, they don't make maternity Power Ranger suits...
Well five day drinking adventure in appreciation of cinco de drinko under the belt, great way to start may
then looked at this little girl next to me and was like "don't drink when you get older and don't let your best friend be with assholes." she looked at me like i was crazy
I need a nap, Harry Potter movies, and dick in this exact order after work.
Excuse me while I take my birth control pill for today to prevent getting pregnant from hearing about your sex life
"You can have sex in my class, just stay quiet. I don't like noise." My professor... Shall make for an interesting semester.
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