Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
I just saw a pair of panties stretched over a fire hydrant on campus... I need to get the fuck out of this town
He likes Jesus. Game over.
Oooh wait, he just told me he was high.
you looked at me, pointed to a car and silently said "the elephant parks here".
I got eye-fucked by an 80 year old man wearing a cowboy hat while I was singing country. How do you think karaoke went?
First thing that comes on in the morning is kanye's I can't hold my liquor. yeezus lives.
Are you good with a knife? I need someone to perform amateur surgery.
I DESERVE A BEADED TATTOOED MAN I'VE WANTED ONE FOR SO LONG
BEARDED TATTOOED MEN ARE PEOPLE AND NOT THINGS TO BE GIVEN FREELY
Just smoked the bong while taking a dump. I love living by myself.
Like don't initiate a threesome when we're all watching SPONGEBOB. That's like sacrilege.
We had sex and then ordered pizza after. This relationship is looking good so far.
Hey! you should come over!
Who is this? The number is saved as "Sexy Awesome"
You just kept yelling GET YOUR SKATES ON, BITCHES. WE'RE GOING STREAKING.
I'm not having sex with him if he doesn't believe in gay marriage and abortions.
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