these burps are starting to have way more vomit in them,
I just want to sing "highway to the danger zone" when I'm taking his pants off.
i either bought an eighteen year old girl or i'm engaged to her... i'm not quite sure
Tonight has been like a good ass fucking high school movie
Same, I didn't even get to be tarzan this summer
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
Found a joint walking to class. I feel like the environment is rewarding me for being green.
I have tardy slips. and absent slips if you don't show up to the bar. and trust me, if you are absent there will be a saturday school. I'm teaching you how to drink tonight.
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
My dad and I just got asked if "we wanted a more intimate setting for our date". The world is coming to an end.
As I was sneaking out of his house last night his moms lover was sneaking in, he held the door for me...
Let's stay in this weekend and play drinking games to the Winter Olympics.
As long as we can drink anytime we see a stray dog, mafia looking Russian or double toilet.
All I remember is while we were making out M.A.A.D City came on so I pushed him off of me so I could rap along.
Hi I'm on my way to give you multiple screaming orgasms and Easter candy
I AM SMARTER THAN EVERY FUCKBOY WHO HAS EVER SWIPED LEFT ON ME
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