real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
you guys were way drunker than both of me
Guy at red light looking at porn. I'm waiting for him to look over at me so I can shake my head and he can feel bad
you went around and groping mens pants to see "which was worthy" of you to go home with.
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
Is it socially acceptable to order two burrito bowls?
anything's socially acceptable if you do it with enough confidence
I've been thinking about it and if we ever have a threesome it'll start off with us clothed solely in our matching fur vests
i'm going as a slutty football player, and all night i'll drunkily whisper "id love to catch your balls." into random strangers ears.
I'll pretend I don't know she's blind, my morals claimed the back seat in this adventure.
If you're going to do that you're going to need a pleather suit.
He took my Spanx off and still fucked me twice. I call that success.
Wait is this place where the strippers are missing teeth and I think one is missing a thumb? Though I don't know how she would maneuver on the pole without a thumb. Pls advise.
If I hear you use the phrase "silky soft scrotum" one more time I swear to God you'll regret it
I told my mom that I was just gonna go check the mail. It's been 19 hours, and I woke up in a hot tub covered in chocolate, with a text from her sayin "have fun sweetie"
She had a toddler. It threw up and then some guy said party foul and put it on the porch. Going back next Friday.
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