yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
Blew in her face. She is Pissed. Yahtzee. As she brushes her teeth.
I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
is it STILL halloween? when did this turn into a week long holiday
I'm sorry I ignored your high cries for help while you were grating cheese on my dog.
She stopped mid hookup to ask me if we'd be done before Taco Bell closed.
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
He's on the floor in just a Burberry tie. All my girl parts just tapped out.
DO NOT SLAP ANYONE WITH ANY VEGAN MEAT PATTIES
i always handshake my one night stand, im classy like that.
I came so hard I went blind for a few seconds.
I associate the Game of Thrones theme song with his dick now.
I need to align my fucking chakras
Like how do you live your life and have never made a grilled cheese? The audacity of some people
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