i think beer pong is the only time ive ever found a use for geometry
I'm going to listen to christmas music to trick my body into cooling off.
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
I think I'm going to wait until after Halloween to call off the wedding. No need to ruin my favorite holiday.
Well fuck that. I mean, I made out with my cousin once. Who gives a fuck.
Dude I broke my bong in half this morning. I kicked it as I was jerking off. I would never hide anything from you.
Just got my period. This just makes my beach escapade totally even that much more ok.
I know. My only sports are biking to buy drugs and running from the police.
How do you feel?
Like the devil himself shit me out, baked me into a pie, ate the pie, and shit me out again.
Its like bringing all that milkshake to the yard and I'm a diabetic and can't have any
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
All is fair in love and war and toga parties
If you ever feel goofy just think of the fact that I just shaved the batman symbol into my pubes
She started calling me daddy on the second date and I don't know how to react to that
He just said "I can't wait to penetrate you tomorrow" I sat in silence for a second...he attempted to save it by saying "I can't wait to enter you".
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