She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
after last night i think it would be a good idea if i wrote a will... you know, just in case.
today is my dealer's birthday. i dont know whether to give him the day off or call him saying happy birthday ill take a quarter please
that girl is introducing herself into your group of friends one dick at a time.
I guess I gave him a 20 minute play-by-play of the first three sections of R. Kelly's 'trapped in a closet.'
something had to give and with her weight the coffee table never stood a chance
It's my diet secret . . . it's like slimfast but I call it cockfast instead.
We're smoking a joint the size of the average penis right now. I may not survive.
No. And Marissa said shitting in the handicap bathroom at work does not get you into the club. You have to shit yourself. She said.
Good point, clearly my love of penis contributed to my torn knee ligament.
Last time we talked he was trying to sext me but he was including pictures of fruit
Anddon't worry about me I have my Darth Vader flashlight
YOU BROUGHT HANDCUFFS TO THE WHITE ELEPHANT EXCHANGE AND DIDN'T TELL ME???
Its like the floor is slow but life is fast?
I see you found the nyquil...
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