i'm so high that for the last 10 minutes i pretened my sock was a mouse, and played with it like it was legit.
He has 250 profile pictures. Of course he was a douchebag
It was her 21st and she had one drink and fell asleep. I hate 90lb girls.
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
I say go for the trifecta and maybe you'll get a medal or something. Or a baby. That's like the same thing right?
direct quote from andrew "you know i can't hear when i drink whiskey"
Do you think it's safe to mix miralax with a tequila sunrise?
My mother just made an innapropriate gesture with a cucumber while grocery shopping at whole foods... Then she said "bitches love cucumbers" and all this time i thought i was adopted
But yesterday I literally met half his family buzzed wearing a cheeta print bathing suit super short shorts and a tiny tank top.. I was like awesome
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
My vagina is glad I'm back at work because it needs a vacation after working all through my vacation.
and Katie got too high with the tow truck driver and wants to go home
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
Once the overwhelming "oh god my crotch is on fire" wears off, that excite stuff is really nice
He said he doesn't "believe" in cuddling. Can you come get me?
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