The stories of what you did in Cuba got home before you.
It's hard for me to sext him when the picture i see on my phone when he texts me is his facebook default of him and his girlfriend.
I'm sure that's not what the inventers of the Turkey baster had in mind, but that's what I had in mine.
The only thing in that hotel room that we didn't fuck on was the roof
gladiator or hannah montana?
This is why I never have to ask who you are when I get a new phone.
Katelyn drunkenly ripped the soap dispenser off the wall so we decided to call it quits
I broke the girls bed. I will not apologize about bragging.
with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
you said you couldn't hang because you had to masturbate and feed your lizard
I knew deleting his texts was a bad idea and I was right. I just used the last time we talked to help me figure out when I had my last period
You dove at him but passed out mid dive. Shame it wasnt a costume party your superman suit wouldve been clutch in the situation
Hey every now and then can you tell me you want to fuck me to boost my confidence? Thanks.
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
I just saw a guy walking up the stairs with his dick out his pants. I let him know, and he just looked down in shock, laughed, and continued walking up the stairs.
the good news is I finally used my captain america waffle maker to make captain america waffles
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