Wow, haven't had to deal with the 'stoned at the dinner table' scenario in a while
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
You just kept saying "they don't make cigarettes for squirrels. Yet."
I tried...failed..now im naked on the futon since clothes are hard.
Ginormous penis in the breeze, cumming champagne showers into your eye
I was going to say I needed the exercise but now all I can think about is BJs
My work here is done
he puked all over my guest bed and the said he felt good enough to clean it up. he poured bleach all over the bed and passed out in it. he had the chemiacal burn for a month...
I raged so hard that I was so hungover today I threw up out of a car window going 50mph cause my parents didn't pull over quick enough ...sorry to the people behind us
come over. We can flirt with the criteria for substance abuse and talk about our daddy issues
because of daylight savings time I lost an hour of sex with an incredibly hot guy last night. thanks a lot farmers.
Your drunk naked friend is roaming the living room. Started roaming my room. Please come retrieve him
pretty sure I blew his mind with the sex last night. He repaid me with a five minute conversation about power rangers.
Now that it's over, I can finally say it and not feel bad,dude. Her mustache is better than yours.
If me saying "come f***k me now" is talking, then yes.
Made it to the top o the stairs ALIVE YES FUCJ YOU GRAVITY
Randomize
