PS - I'm in bed with an 18 yr old-am I a cougar?
No - puma.
so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
He shouted my World of Warcraft name while we were having sex, and he was sober.
Dude, we're at Einstein's Bagels and the dude next to us is spreading cannabutter on his bagel.
I'm at a free clinic. Feel like I should cough or sneeze so it's not blatantly obvious I'm getting checked for STI's.
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
Frozen waffles and wine. Loneliness-party of one
You realize at the bar last night we blew on imaginary whistles like rose from titanic right?
bong water from a few floors above me just splashed onto my face when i was looking out the window. Happy 4/21 to me
so does the 200 for rent and 150 for utilities include the never telling my boyfriend about the guys i bring home.. or is that extra?
But I feel like studying my flashcards during a blowjob would be rude...
He said that I looked like a "ghost had crawled up into my vagina and died"..so yeah, I'd say the hangover was noticeable.
He said that he had extra crunchy taquitos and wanted to go down on me.. I mean how could I say no?
If God is analyzing my life right now extremely proud or dissapointed but either way I took wednesday night drinkin to new levels
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
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