So she couldn't stop dragging her teeth while she was blowing me.
Ahh dude, that fucking sucks, what'd you do about it?
Decided to drag my teeth while eating her out... She got the point.
yeah for some reason your penis didn't fit in my mouth the other day
There really should be an "avoid ghetto" option on my GPS.
Best friends brother. Beat that.
I just got a new temperpedic mattress pad and started smoking weed again in the same week. finding motivation to go to a 9:AM class is close to impossible.
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
Like, I just want to be naked rolling around in soft things.
I'm ready to sell my soul to the strip club tonight
I'm dressed as a caveman and drunk so that's not really an option
New fuck buddy and long time fuck buddy are carpooling home for thanksgiving. #10hrconvoaboutmyblowjobskills
Matched with the lumberjack. Here's your wedding invite.
Like, I don't need to know your life dude. I just need you to suck my tits.
Just remembered that I got laid thanks to my glow in the dark Batman belt buckle. Need to wear it more often.
St. Patty's shenanigans tmrw? I wanna meet dudes lol. Why stop at coronavirus when you can get the clap, too?
Why do so many fanfic writers want to see hockey players get pregnant?
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