I promise you 4 toothbrushes taped together and lube does not do the trick
I had a dream that chipotle was out of burritos... Was more like a nightmare.. Gotta go make sure it wasn't real now
why did u have a candy cane hung on your dick in the first place?
she has a santa fetish
cute.
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
Bank of America: Available balance is $546.25 on 03/04/2011 for account 8428. Go online for details. TextSTOPtoStop/TextHELPforHelp
i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
My google searches from last night: tetanus shot rabbit bite, Bacardi gluten free
I can feel the fear and stress bubbling in my stomach. Or maybe that is the pregnancy.
I'm wearing your poncho, and only your poncho. I'm not getting pulled over like this.
Either I'm tripping balls or my dog has super powers.
He sent me a snap chat of his naked torso with cookies over his nipples. Like.... that does not make me want you homeboy.
You know I think I am ok with him not moving in yet. He came over, fixed my closet, ate me out, and left. I'm now in sweats drinking coke and rum and watching new girl. This works for me.
I swear going to your house is like going to a strip club, no matter what happens I get glitter on me.
Just got up.... With the club stamp on my ass.... How did it got there????
I knew how blacked out you were when you started doing that thing where you dance around and call yourself the Black Swan.
You know that text I sent you last night at 2? That was 5 minutes before I ran face first into a wall of not okay
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