it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
Funny, I didnt know that facebook statuses were for crappy song lyrics
You can't like Harry Potter and Twilight. You have to pick. Vampires and Wizards are mutually exclusive.
He's a good guy, we stopped by his old church.
And you didn't burst into flames?
My mom gave me a high five when I told her I was just using him for sex
You and your mom would make an amazing tag team
I just found cold cuts in the blender. You and beefeater can no longer have unsupervised parties.
i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
I cant. There's fences everywhere and I think I have a boyfriend. Its fabulous.
$5 off purchases of eighths or more today only. Happy tax-free weekend. -Your consumer-minded pot dealer
We're not in high school anymore. I'm not going to pretend to be impressed as he butchers my favorite songs on his guitar. I just wanted to get laid.
I don't think I've ever had this many people offer me blow before. 3 o'clock on a Thursday. I keep good company.
She unfriended me four minutes after we fucked. That must be some sort of record.
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
You were out of control then you fell asleep on his lap for 30 min and woke up civil. Way to powernap to sobriety!
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