One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
Buying weed on Christmas. Gotta love Jewish drug dealers
Just come over and take your pants off. 35 mins tops. You'll be home before midnight cinderella
my financial goal is to have my cable back before football season starts
well isn't that the pot calling the kettle a make out whore
My girlfriend was pissed, so if I had to guess, i'd say I had a GREAT time last night
Count me out. I seem to have semen induced blindness in one eye.
He picked me up went to throw me on his bed. I landed on the wood frame. That's how I broke my rib. We still fucked. Thanks tequila. Best injury ever
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
Dude you were sitting on a bench on the street with her for 45 minutes thinking you were on the bus
It's take your daughter to work day... I really shouldn't be here right now
The last thing I remember was wearing a sombrero and trying to do cartwheels in the club
You did one successfully. Then smashed into the wall
I fucked her ex bc she fucked mine but now we're cool and I'm watching her dog this weekend
I just gotta say that I feel so much better now that I got some. I mean I feel like a normal functioning adult ready to contribute to society.
If you can't beat em, make them send you dick pics so they can't do anything stupid again.
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