Nah got too drunk to function...probably could have dragged something home over my shoulder if the cops didn't roll
Sitting at a red light. Windows are down. I'm blasting Gaga's "Disco Stick" and doing an interpretive dance to it because I think I'm hilarious. Look to the left and see two Phi Delts that I know with their windows down. They are horrified. I am probably going to lose their Facebook friendships.
the mole on his forehead could get me off better than his dick
please tell me you have proof of this
he poured tabasco sauce in my vag.. I'm still having a hard time going to the bathroom.
His internet searches, listed chronologically: sex slave, volunteer sex slave, lava
HER PREGGO ASS BROUGHT SPEGHETTI-O'S... IN HER PURSE.
At least drunk you showered before switching sex partners last night.
And nobody saved him?? That chick had like three teeth TOPS
Hes stumbling drunkenly around the streets of New York with a balloon vagina on his head. I'd say hes having a good night.
Yea you just drank all the Hookah water, then started talking gibberish about the Kool Aid you just drank.
PS: I just woke up from my shower
he said we should drink responsibly and we all just kinda sat there laughing at him
My hot gay tattoo artist grew a beard and I'm not taking it well.
Are you drunk already?
Not already - at LAST.
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
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