it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
Oh. My. God. Best non-relationship, he-might-be-cheating-on-his-boyfriend-but-I-can't-tell-because-of-the-language-barrier sex EVER!
Im telling you now. Hang out with winning football players and you get whatever the hell you want. Sorry to wake you. But its important knowledge.
Who would have guessed that on my moms birthday she'd have sex with the door open. :(
At what point in your drunken state would you actually believe that the cops wanted to party with you?
he keeps trying to sext me and all I can do is respond with descriptions of what im eating.
The same guy who pierced my nipples just told me he can help tutor me in precalc.
Whoa, I am aware of WAY too many squirrels right now...
Her hookup left his underwear and shorts in the dorm last night... What he was wearing when he left, we may never know.
looked up people from my old yearbooks. 3 ex boyfriends are gay. im getting drunk now.
I took a 19 year old to a strip club and ended up in a three way. Divorced life might be OK.
He was telling me about how he's leaving on his Mission next week... While we were having sex in the back of his car.
Well, I'll handle this like I always do. Black the fuck out, make out with randoms, give out my number like candy. You know. Standard operating procedure
A girl I had a drunken hook up with is on interventon right now
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
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