I asked my mom, she said yes...but you have to shower with grandpa.
but i am gonna have to have sex w/ him again to get my earrings back
just saw my sister at the strip club... dont think she's "taking a night class over the summer"
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
As long as you're not dating white guys again.
Just had a thought: were the sirens on when we were in the ambulance?
Hey we met at the bar a week ago. Your friend gave me a rose and you asked about my nipples.
He kept checkin to make sure you were still alive after you passed out on his bed, After like the 4th time he walked back in there you were naked on his bed eating an apple, claiming he needed to be the Adam to your Eve..That drunk..
His wedding band got caught on my nipple ring and that's how I realized he was married
He can't say no, it's my spiritual goddamn quest.
I may have interrupted sex but im bringing them both to McDonalds. Am I not the greatest older sister ever?
Sorry, I didn't know he was with you. The ongoing collapse of Trump has me horny as hell.
Seriously if we go to rome ur fucking me into the sunset on a wrought iron balcony overlooking Vatican City
You call it sex. I call it penis conditioning.
Can we throw a "death to my 20s" party when I turn 30?
Sure. Funeral attire and hard liquor
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