no really all good couples have similar hair colors!
Great, now justin bieber is gonna sing a song about chile
Come scavenge bits of tuna out of my chest hair
Am i fat?
Well i wouldnt let you on top
Green mimosas i think yes
Sounds good. Stay safe. I'm kind of drunk in a Food 4 Less right now and I'm having the time of my life.
I feel like calling off tonight. Is a strong desire for masturbation a valid reason?
Besides. I don't even really like sex because it feels great. I like it because for thirty minutes I own that guys ass.
So im waiting for someone at grand central and i look up AND THE ENTIRE BALCONY IS FILLED WITH BOY SCOUTS I AM TERRIFIED
With 4 extra seconds dedicated to the dong.
These kind of text worry me.
When do you sleep by the way. I was surprised when I went to work at 1 am,left at 7 am and had a text from you somewhere in between
I just vodka nap now...
As I was puking, these 2 guys started peeing next to me chanting me on
Have you ever hotboxed under your comforter? Best. Decision. Ever.
FYI telling a guy that you're glad his dick isn't big after giving him a bj, is NOT a compliment.
Just saw Little Red Riding Hood riding a guy on hood of a car
Good for her for committing to the costume
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