Walk of Shame. In a state park.
yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
There is NOTHING better than watching a child being chased by an ostrich.
he texted me at 3am asking for "one of my famous blowjobs"
It's supposed to be a shit show, it's an end of the world party.
so I guess I made a note in my phone last night to remind myself not to do shrooms on the cruise ship
I feel horrible. I brought her to your house like a late night pizza delivery and dropped her off.
OMG -- There are strippers in the bathroom crying because their power moves aren't good enough to win the competition
We were so sore from having sex that we decided to fix it with more sex. It's the hair of the dog for sex hangover.
Have you ever gotten so angry that you stripped in public?
Naked and Afraid: Hangover edition
All I want for my birthday to be fingered and eat pizza
Let me just get through this whole court subpoena thing and then ill go back to buying alcohol for minors.
why does every cop we meet know your name?
It’s a prereq for med school, so I hope the professor likes blow jobs
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