if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
Just woke up and stopped at the WaWa in Virginia. Had major morning wood and didn't try to hide it when walking around. So many awkward stares.
there r dinosaurs outside my house i hear them
pretty sure those are just snow plows....go back to bed
the problem with open bar is i never know what to get
did you really just start a sentence with "the problem with open bar is..."
its my first week of college and i have a UTI
not easy being a whore now is it
you really dont want me to drink and drive. you saw what i did to my face and that was only from walking
Having skype sex with him in the lounge at 1:45am...THIS IS WHAT HE DOES TO ME
I did sing regulators with a random black dude at The Rail without looking at the screen, hugged him and walked off stage. I pretty much live up to all expectations.
YET AGAIN, my financial planning for 2013 consists MOSTLY of eating chipotle as "brain food" and drinking Heavily before the Jeopardy contestant test.
Just say the word and u can be elbow deep in this glorious rack
This is why I love you...
I'm permanently fucked. Every liquid I put into my mouth automatically tastes like fireball.
I'm pretty sure NORMAL roommates don't have to hide each others sex toys from their fuck buddies.
I don't want anything calamari shaped after last night. But I appreciate the Cheerios offer.
We both knew it was over when I took a u turn at her belly button.
i had to flash a cab last night.
did it work?
No. he slowed down but then kept going. story of my life.
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