Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
his dad told me thanks for making his little boy a man at breakfast this morning
just took my ibuprofen with ramen broth, yay college
somethin' about having sex in my parents bed makes me feel like l'm finally an adult.
They upped the price of Plan B! Rite-aid is going to be the reason I have illegitimate kids.
I'm not sure what happened last night, but I have someone stored in my phone as 'Aftershock'
Whatever you do to me, stop, I found yet another blonde hair in my asshole.
As a side note, my abs are sore. Most likely cause? Orgasms. Thank you.
How do you have time to get laid so much in law school?
I like to set goals for myself. for example, he was my first libertarian
Found out that it IS actually possible to get road head from somebody in the back seat
He said his penis was a 1 woman penis with a conscience an I was that woman...technically a declaration of commitment rite?
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
lets just use each other and get past this awkward stage. forget my name.
i turned my shower on this morning and passionfruit pulp came out. how did you even do that?
Just got into a fight with a trashcan, today is obviously not going to be my day.
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