I have a feeling that after last night, i'm not just going to hell. i'm going to hell on a full scholarship. free admission bitches
alex threw up in my bong. i'm going to call it a night.
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
Dude dan is so baked he taped his remote to the futon so he couldn't lose it again. Come over here
Between the plague n the counterfeit drugs we brought back from mexico I'm not thinking too highly of their country right now. Screw mexican homeless men.
Count me out. I seem to have semen induced blindness in one eye.
she crawled under her car and passed out. Unfortunately her feet were sticking out and someone called 911 because they thought she had been run over.
Should i put up a tasteful banner for your party that says last chance to sleep with maya?
Lead with your genitals is the best advice I can give you.
He motorboated me, gave me a business card that said congratulations on my motorboat, then disappeared into the night.
Find him and marry him.
He is full of southern hospitality and I want to be full of him.
its gotten to the point where if her hand isn't on my butt i think we're in a fight
You cried for a while then lifted lots of weights then cady's ex put glitter on your tits and then you took a nap. I got you pizza and brought you home. Nothing too exciting.
Honestly I am too high to watch videos of you jerking off right now
Awkward, walking to my bootycall's hotel room and run into my dad leaving his. Just nodded to each other and went on our ways
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