I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass.
She goes outside, smokes 2 cigarettes, and insists on walking up the 7 flights of stairs so that her heart stays in shape. this woman is crazy.
If i'm not hungover, near death, and wondering what i did the night before on Monday, life is not worth living.
I probably wouldn't hook up with him if I had to deal with more than his penis. i think cumulatively we are up to a minute of actual conversation this week.
NExt question... Do i wanna sleep under my palm tree
YES.
They thought "watering it down" meant adding more vodka
As long as he sees me topless I don't care. Redemption. REEEDDDEMMMPPPTTIIIOOONNNNN
So howd u manage to get high at a one year olds birthday anyway?
Lets just not get arrested. That might put a damper on everything. I only say that cause i've almost been arrested.
You know its going to be a good day when you have to brush your teeth out of a cup in your room using the vodka and water mixture in your fridge because you're locked out of your restroom
No cash. I had to buy four bowls of soup to meet the credit card limit. I'm not even upset. SO MUCH SOUP.
tinder day one and i already had more guys message me about "the girl with the big tits in my second picture" than about me. MY 17 YEAR OLD SISTER CAN GET LAID WITHOUT EVEN HAVING TO MAKING A PROFILE
to be fair she does have a great rack
Egg rolls and cum. Not my worst snack.
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