just watched a girl laugh at her own fingers... it's not even noon...
i'm so sad bro, I can't get any pussy. I'm so sad
Please do NOT set off the smoke alarm when I am tied to the bed like this...
I just found out my mom named me after her fake ID from college...
Are you around on Saturday? Feeling a trip over
Wet with either fear or sexual excitement
I think a mixture of both is appropriate
I'M SO WET FOR FREEDOM
I'm sensing a Yuletide blow job in your future and by future I mean tomorrow
I'm going to take a nap so I don't feel like a stripper sneezed in my mouth tomorrow morning at work.
If there's one thing I learned yesterday, it's that if I really wanted to I could be mayor of Toronto.
Dinner was cheetos vodka and whiskey. This is what happens when even your booty call breaks up with you.
He doesn't want a full on relationship, he provides me with all the weed I can handle and gives me multiple mind blowing orgasms. He's my soul mate.
Nothing better then waking up to multiple snap stories of people doing body shots of tequlia off of you
I was trying to drink every time they said planned parenthood but my body isn't cut out for this.
I finally selected an outfit that says "I'm not easy" but still shows off the tittays.
Well, not only did I find out the Top Knight has roof access, I also let a guy I just met eat me out on the roof. Seems like a lot of wins if you ask me.
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