David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
I've had enough of this chick, she wanted to cuddle after giving me a handjob. I feel like I'm in junior high
I just remembered yelling "they're gonna let me be a lawyer! Me! Why would they do that?"
Also managed to rip my pants and set myself on fire. And oddly enough I'm still not ready to ask for 2010 back.
We had to leave the bar because you were trying to show the bartender your boobs for water.
Well, I found my bra. It's in my glove compartment with a half-eaten Snickers bar and a Jesus bookmark.
Ran into his mom at the bar, i told her "i know he's married now but I'd still do him"
I'm at home, drinking with my cat. While this is an enjoyable lifestyle, other plans are preferable.
But mostly the blowjob in the airport bathroom was what I was laughing at.
Drinking vodka straight from my water bottle because of the debate. I just need to forget.
I'm pretty sure there a million tiny ninjas in my uterus poking me with sticks.
I just saw a girl drinking wine and walking her dog in footie pajamas and a mad hatter hat. First day of the new year and I think I'm in love.
I feel like you should put up a missed connections ad for this..
Can't talk, ducks in the car
All I can remember from last night was eating nutella and touching myself to Weird Science.
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