You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
I want to walk on stilts...naked
I couldnt find her vag and just started laughing uncontrollably. She was not pleased. Neither was i.
You were partners with her mom and you began calling her "the Robert Horry of beer pong" You also kept telling her that she was hotter than her daughter.
Okay. I really need to get out of this guys bed and get home. It's two in the afternoon. He's not even HERE.
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
You're not on my level until you shop at Petsmart for sex accessories.
I think drinking everclear was a better idea than taking a night class.
I thought he was having it in Athens. Alright. Have fun. Please save my dignity and refrain from talking about my boobs and sexual "abilities". If I have any. I just feel like they are going to ask. Repeat after me. And repeat it 5 more times. This is going to be the phrase you're going to rely on tonight: "I can neither deny or confirm such actions."
How much money would it take for the bouncer to get us beers while we wait in line to get in?
$450 apparently whoopwhoop
I think if you have sex on the couch it will psychologically damage it.
Can you come unlock the door? I just peed myself on the porch.
I think you're literally the first guy to ever pick up a chick from pinterest.
HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT
So I just ran in to the Couger you saw me take home last month who i haven't talked to since then at Wawa and she was PISSED.. APPARENTLY i fucked her niece last week
Became friends with a girl at work today until I realized we have the same taste in men. And I thought only I liked red-bearded fat men
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