can you come get me at the bar
ill be there in 10 min
can we stop off at build a bear on the way home
Shit sorry. Maybe I wont give you this sweet ass fanny pack I found in my parents attic
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
When he texted me, I got a little wet. Until he asked me to get Jimmy Johns before I got to his house.
So our annual Dick Trip has been tentatively scheduled for the week of July 1 - 5. This years theme is "Fucking for Freedom".
My ex came over to hook up...then I went on a date 2 hours later and got a bj. Single: Finally doing it right.
Did you feel uncomfortable?
For a little while. Then I got really high and ate a bunch of animal crackers out of some dudes pocket while we chilled on their super comfortable couch.
Now that mom and dad sold the camper, do you think it's okay to talk about all the sex I had in it?
He didn't get how "starting a flash flood in my thunderhole" was a sexy euphemism. Deal breaker.
Of course, it's a law of friendship. "Thy friend Shalt always hold hatred for thine friend's swinish ex"
Ugh, I should just give up, and fuck him in a parking lot, and shave my head and walk naked through the streets of King's Landing.
I threw up in the shower. I cleaned it all up and there is on mess at all. This hangover has become borderline religous. Powerful and life changing.
His truck was very sexy. Unfortunately, shortly thereafter, I discovered that the whole overcompensating thing is very true...
I'll give you some leg action but I'm not showing you anything else until your penis admits it loves me
Turns out tits aren't quite as effective an enticement when they know for a fact that they can't touch.
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