like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
I thought that since they were twins... they would be equally as good in bed
just caught a 10 year old kid staring at my dick next to me in the urinal. i just nodded to him and said yeah, mines bigger little dude. i gotta stop drinking in public....
You tried feeding my python vodka through a funnel. Fuck off.
i was thoroughly upset that he did not want to be my number 16, who passes that number up?
I left two shots of jager for you guys when you wake up from your death. Do with it as you wish
he handed me my panties in front of my date. turns out he wasn't that mad.
Home. Hour long discussion with mom. Very frightened. Eating a sausage. Don't remember making it. Confused.
Between the hair pulling and the choking its its more like combat than sex
Sorry I have an "Operation Iraqi Freedom" fantasy
Ya know what's been the best part of this College Football Season? Not having to hear Brent Musberger say the Honey Badger 77 fucking times.
Chilling on my porch debating between pre work drinking or video games and getting high.
That pizza at 1 am literally tasted like I was eating an angel
Holy shit, I wanna ride him into the horizon.
Just hit on a girl with the line, "You look like Natalie Portman if she did drugs". Strike 1
Please stop telling my mom she doesn't have nipples when she's been drinking. You know shell show you. Forcefully.
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