Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
We aren't going to mix hockey and sex texts tonight.
I totally agree. all sexting is on hold till after the games over.
Playoffs. This shit is serious.
They asked if I wanted to shotgun a beer and before i could ask who had a knife they all had bit holes into the cans. Im never leaving Germany!
i know and i thought i was only capable of loving dick and drugs, im so happy
Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY
Whoever I saved in my phone as "Jackpot" last night has your keys.
So, we bought a knight today. Nearly life size. Hes in the garage, so don't be startled.
I was able to hide the fact that I had just shit in my pants, and then wupped her ass at FIFA
Relaxed was like phase 1 of this phase 7 high
Finally liberated my Star Trek DVD from my booty call's house. Captain Kirk would be so proud.
The only reason I have clothes in my overnight bag is to cover up my sex toys.
also. got fucked to usher last night. dunno if thats a new high or a new low
Was it at least a good usher song?
just saw the most amazing side boob. i wanted to hold it.
Dude. That's like masturbating until the point that you're going to climax, then stopping, waiting for a few seconds and then starting all over. While that does lead to an altogether more powerful orgasm, it's still annoying as hell until you get there.
I was not expecting that analogy.
No one ever expects that analogy.
let me just take this time to thank you again for buying pudding.
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