using no condom is gross. my vagina has a dress code.
hey i know this is weird but does alcohol affect pregnancy tests?
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
I am so hungover and cant move but craving a Wendys frosty so bad. I might have to watch 2 girls 1 cup just to settle the urge
She's either too fat to type, hammered or has terrible spelling.
He was with one girl when I went to bed, wad with another when I woke up and now he just told me he was with a 3rd in-between last night and this morning. Jesus Christ.
sitting in my room in a shopping cart. they couldnt get my legs out of the holes. i want breakfast.
Downside to Halloween: you can't tell if the guy dressed as Gene Simmons from KISS that keeps flirting with you is hot or not...I decided to err on the side of caution and assume not...
It got heated then she just left and I was all alone in the women's restroom.
When in doubt, it's too much cheese
i will not be out-irished. not this night. if i don't wake up tomorrow handcuffed to a hospital bed, i have failed my ancestors.
I never thought my selfie stick would come in handy for nudes.
does having sex with an episode of House playing in the background count as studying for my MCAT?
Married dude I had an affair with 10yrs ago was at table next to us at dinner last nite. My mom asked him to take a pic of us & then commented how cute he was as they left. Do I tell her he’s got a huge D too?
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