is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
Saw an eatery called Rusty Taco. That sooo could be me.
Fuck buddy has no power. Invited her over to use my shower. I love hurricaines.
Sorrye. The bathtuv says hi. But theresno water in it. I've wanted too tell you for the longest, but nevr could
My new year's resolution was to squirt this year. I only have four months left. Help.
I asked you if you wanted to go to the ER, have me sew it up or just wrap it in duct tape and keep on keepin on. You just said YES. I remember very little after that.
You're a good friend.
To be fair, I'm probably one of the better candidates for the role of 'baby daddy' in this town
Sorry I disappeared. Do you hate me?
Not at all, did you not hear me clapping outside your car on our way out?
Well he was saying something about being emotionally unavailable since his dad died, but then I blew him in a tree and he shut up
Just saw a man in a motorized chair roll by drinking a beer. It's 9:45 AM. I love Louisiana.
Imagine the quality of nudes you could send with a selfie stick
Ive never seen a drunk man get suplexed before last week, now its the standard requirement every time we go out.
My butthole probably tastes like a Cinnabon right now
Is it okay to mention my ambition to become a supervillian and kill all humans on a first date, or is that a second date discussion?
Let's ride this possibly pregnant train together
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