They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
I'm already mentally preparing myself for the fact that I'll probably be sleeping next to a toilet.
Watching porn with a bag of marshmallows. Thats when you know you're stoned.
also, add "teaching boys to sext" to my charity work
You know what would make the espn body photos even better? If anyone knew who any of those fucking athletes were. That, and maybe not feature Gary Player.
Where are you in relation to the mariatchi band?
ATTENTION PENIS' OF BURLINGTON: I AM COMING FOR YOU
The not so cute guy next to me made me play Kid Rock on the jukebox but I'm a big believer in free drinks so I obliged.
I just got to my parents hungover as hell. My dad could tell and said "theres only one cure for a hangover" and handed me a beer. This morning went from a 0 to 10 in an instant.
dude, there is no doorman in your lobby and the front door is locked
oh yeah, sorry he's up here at the party. coming now
Unexpected pussy is the best kind. Never expected to get any from a stranger at my little brother's bar mitzvah.
Mazeltov!
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