Yes give me all the cream and he's gone
North Korea, Best Korea!
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
Threesome last night. Not that cool, you tend to pick a favorite.
Tonight we are playing Scuba-Keg. Getting keg now. I'll explain when i get home.
I took it to a new level. I'm procrastinating taking my adderall. Hate finals week.
Nothing says I have a hang over like telling your boss to "eat your shit"
Was almost hungover and got scared, skipped hungover, back to hammered. Fuck real life
HE'S LICKING FROSTING OFF OF THE EIGHTEEN YEAR OLD BOY
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
sorry I blacked out our whole relationship
It feels appropriate that the wallet of my high school and college years would die at the hands of a spilled bong. Which in and of itself is a solid metaphor for those years.
Grandma cant send me 4 lbs of gummi bears and expect me not to soak them in some sort of alcohol
Tomorrow I'm going to tape my thumbs to my palms and my biceps to my abdomen to learn what it's like to be a t-rex for a day. Anyone else in?
He was shirtless in my yard saying he was jesus
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